Category Archives: Cat Fighting

What do you call a Schism within a Schism — a Fractal Religion?

Dear Readers: I know, I know, I promised — No more religion!  But this story is simply too juicy to pass up.  The reporter, once again, is Alina Nazarova, who seems to have her finger on the pulse.  Her headline … Continue reading

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Autocephalic Ukraine And The Big-Ass Schism – Part IV

Dear Readers: Since I started posting this (supposedly boring) story, it has grown more legs than a millipede hopped up on counterfeit Novichok!  I can’t even keep up any more.  For example, yesterday we had this explosive ball-buster of a … Continue reading

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Autocephalic Ukraine And The Big-Ass Schism – Part III

Петру я послан в наказанье; Я терн в листах его венца: Он дал бы грады родовые И жизни лучшие часы, Чтоб снова как во дни былые Держать Мазепу за усы. “I was sent as punishment to Peter. I am the … Continue reading

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Autocephalic Ukraine And The Big-Ass Schism – Part II

Dear Readers: Without further ado, let us dive into this piece by Alexei Nechaev, entitled The Ecumenical Patriarch Has Been Accused Of Heresy And yeah, we’re talking about YOU, Patriarch Bartholomew!  Russian Church people complain that Bartholomew has endowed himself … Continue reading

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Autocephalic Ukraine And The Big-Ass Schism – Part I

Dear Readers: One of the main stories in the Russian world this past week, has been the issue of Ukrainian Autocephaly.  And there have been shocking new developments, as you shall learn, if you were not in the loop before.  … Continue reading

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Yeltsin: To Flee Or Not To Flee? – Part IV

Что делать, — мне пищит она, Толпою годы пролетели. Прошла моя, твоя весна — Мы оба постареть успели. Но, друг, послушай: не беда Неверной младости утрата. Конечно, я теперь седа, Немножко, может быть, горбата; Не то, что в старину была, … Continue reading

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Yeltsin: To Flee Or Not To Flee? – Part III

Dear Readers: Continuing with this massive catfight, at stake of which stands the glorious historical legacy of Boris the Pretender.  Being scrupulously “fair and balanced”, I have given equal weight to every possible side of this story.  The numbers are … Continue reading

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