Tag Archives: Vladimir Zelensky

Ukraine War Day #318: Voldemar The Nation Destroyer

Posted on January 7, 2023 by yalensis

“The current generation now sees everything clearly, it marvels at the errors, it laughs at the folly of its ancestors, not seeing that this chronicle is all overscored by divine fire, that every letter of it cries out, that from … Continue reading →

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Ukraine War Day #243: Zelensky’s Death Must Be Avenged

Posted on October 24, 2022 by yalensis

“Post mortem nihil est.” (Lucius Annaeus Seneca) Dear Readers: Sorry for the click-bait headline. Zelensky is still metabolically alive, as far as I know. However, it is starting to look like he is planning to leave this mortal plane, shuffle … Continue reading →

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Ukraine War Day #135: Zelensky Terrorist Mastermind?

Posted on July 8, 2022 by yalensis

Dear Readers: I saw this piece yesterday, the reporter is Alexei Degtyarev. Recently Russian military authorities averted a whole series of terrorist acts which were planned to take place in Kherson. Captured terrorists told the interrogators that their handlers worked … Continue reading →

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Putin To Zelensky: Like It Or Not, You’re About to Be F*cked

Posted on February 8, 2022 by yalensis

Dear Readers: I saw this piece today, the reporter is Anton Nikitin. The genre, loosely, is “Putin being Putin”. For many years now, Putin-watchers have noted the Russian President’s subtle (and sometimes not so subtle) dark (and sometimes cruel) sense … Continue reading →

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Zelensky Assures Ukrainians: Will Be a Great Year!

Posted on January 21, 2022 by yalensis

Dear Readers: After spending most of 2021 scaring the pants off his citizens about a purported Russian invasion, Ukrainian President Vladimir Zelensky suddenly changed his tune during his annual New Year address to his subjects, on January 19. The reporter … Continue reading →

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Breaking News: Zelensky Drones His Own People

Posted on October 30, 2021 by yalensis

Dear Readers: I interrupt my Tukhachevsky series (with only ONE episode left, I promise!) to bring you this breaking news from the Ukraine. This past week, Monday and Tuesday, 25-26 October, the Ukrainian Armed Forces attacked a few towns in … Continue reading →

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Zelensky Gets Golden Ticket – But Needs To Have Head Examined!

Posted on September 6, 2021 by yalensis

Dear Readers: Today I have this piece from RIA, by reporter Valery Mikhailov. The headline reads: It’s Really Happend: The West Has Started To Flood Ukraine With Cash It seems like Zelensky’s trip to the U.S., so mocked by the … Continue reading →

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Zelensky As Noah: A Prophecy For Crimea

Posted on July 5, 2020 by yalensis

Dear Readers: In my previous post I stated that Ukrainian President Zelensky was not funny even when he was a professional clown.  But I admit I have to retract that statement, it was unfair because I had not seen any … Continue reading →

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Zelensky Uses Police Tactics To Force Land Grab

Posted on November 25, 2019 by yalensis

Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; … Continue reading →

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In State of Shock, Zelensky Blurts Out State Secret – Part II

Posted on November 10, 2019 by yalensis

Dear Readers: Concluding this story by reporter Alexander Grishin; and leaving aside the humorous click-baiting lede, we now proceed to the important question asked by President Zelensky, once he had a glimpse of the real state of affairs in the … Continue reading →

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