Plotnitsky Taunts McCain

Igor Plotnitsky

John McCain

Igor Plotnitsky, Head of the Luhansk Peoples Republic (LPR), sent out a special, loving invitation today, to American Senator John McCain.  Plotnitsky invited McCain to come to LPR and observe the local elections which are to take place.

The following affectionate words issued from Plotnitsky’s mouth:

“You know, if OSCE doesn’t want to come [and observe our elections], then I ask you, the free press, to convey my invitation to the most righteous man, a democrat of democrats, who travels across the whole world laying out the rules, the conditions of democracy.  The man who honorably and righteously defended the skies of the USA above Vietnam, but whose musings about democracy were so profound, that he barely even noticed when he was shot down, and had to sit in a hole among the Vietnamese…”

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5 Responses to Plotnitsky Taunts McCain

  1. Lyttenburgh says:

    ;D

    Oh, that was Trolling of 80 lvl!

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    • yalensis says:

      Yeh, wasn’t that just perfect? Plot even had to include the trash-talk about McCain being shot down and living in a pit, that was really classy!.
      The best thing about Plotnitsky is that, with those broad Slavic jowls, he even LOOKS like the Hollywood Evil Russian bad-guy stereotype. He should play Boris Badenov in the remake of “Rocky and Bullwinkle”.

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    • yalensis says:

      Ooohhh, I just saw that McCain responded to Plotnitsky’s “invitation”.

      “While I do not typically monitor the elections of imaginary countries, I am grateful for this unique invitation. If the so-called ‘Luhansk People’s Republic’ is interested in democratic elections, I suggest its adherents put down their weapons and participate in the next round of elections in a free and united Ukraine,” RBK quotes McCain.

      Damn, that was too reasonable, and not enough “cat-fighty”! I was hoping for something a bit more “fiery” from the good Senator.

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      • yalensis says:

        When I was at work today, I thought of a come-back for Plotnitsky. (We need to write more dialogue for him.) He should say this:
        “Oh, Mr. McCain, what were you saying about imaginary countries? Sorry, I didn’t realize we were talking about Kosovo!”

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